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Last updated 12/29/25

Metroid Prime 4 is finally out. Idk, I like it. It's not nearly as bad as people online would have you believe. Don't get me wrong, there's some glaring issues that I think could have been easy fixes. Mainly, replace the empty open-world desert with a smaller hub, and put an option to turn off hints (you know, like the other Prime games had). I also wish the game was less linear, but I guess it follows after Fusion, Prime 3, Other M, and Samus Returns. Dread is an outlier at this point.

I love some of the bosses in this game. Most of the Sylux fights are pretty sick and his theme is cool as hell. Actually, they nailed the soundtrack and presentation in general. I think Volt Forge is one of my new favorite Prime areas. Hard mode is actually kicking my ass. I'm not even sure I'll be able to beat it, some of the early enemies are deleting my health bar.

I don't think the fans would be as harsh on this game if it didn't take 8 years to develop and go through a complete reset. Game development times nowadays are just ridiculous in general. I remember the 5 year gap between GTA IV and V feeling like it took forever. Now games are taking entire console generations to come out. Wtf are we doing here?

Overall though, I liked it. I might put it on par with Prime 3. It just didn't have to take the Switch's entire lifespan to come out. Dread is still my GOAT.

Speaking of games, I've been thinking about how cool licensed soundtracks in gaming were back in the day. Playing some of these games from the PS2 and PS3 eras always takes me back to the time they were released because of the soundtrack.

Please bring back cringy-ass nu-metal that plays in the menus. I bet some of these games would be a legal nightmare to re-release nowadays.

The Tony Hawk games were the kings of this shit. Entire music tastes were made in these games.

I can't think of too many games that aren't yearly sports titles that do licensed music anymore. Maybe just Fortnite and Hi-Fi Rush off the top of my head?

Do yearly sports games even do it still? Idk, I don't play that shit, someone tell me in the nonexistent comment section below.

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